Post by Bruno on Oct 2, 2006 20:16:13 GMT
There was a crisis at EEP. Mistacrow's unsexy brother took over the lovely green forums with his keyboard.Normandy used his undead powers to molest MistaCrow's brother who then left to tell mommy to kill Normandy using bloody chainsaws and holywater. Normandy tried defending but didn't see the Fluffy toy bear he defended with. He thought it made him horny but it destroyed his nipple slowly and made him think cheese was his best friend. The death was angry and killed him painfully and slowly. Ninja came and saw the horror.
Meanwhile, Mistacrow found an ancient relic which held leaves from a sacred tree Bruno had once found in a very scary nightmare from Freddy Krueger. It is poisonous but can cause heart attacks to save innocent lives.
Justin was sad because his brother has a boyfriend, he bit Justin in the mouth WTF? ZOMG! HAX! It was Pzk! "LAWLO!!1!" said MistaCrow while he was in bed with 2 hot girls. Then, FF entered the hot room and puked on Ninja because he was eating Normandy's toy. Then BigB entered with his mom holding a ban stick used on himself "i r n00b! i wnat to hav pwngetti and Justin Timberlake's bllz." He went crazy and killed his hampster over a family arguement with hampster's mom about the divorce of her and her imaginary friend Lucius Cornelius Sulla. BigB then attacked using spammed units from EE Heaven: Crossbowmen + Ballistas combo until a patch spread a virus: The Zero Nightmare. Normandy rushed to the scene and tripped over a drunken Spahi, who was Levi's blue,sexy,ex-girlfriend Now dating Pzk and cheating on the moderator Dr Lorenzo of Empire Earth Heaven.
A nuclear missile hit Bruno in his butt and he farted, which made a bigger Bruno who could fart bigger farts. He bounced back and listened to High School Musical's which at the time sang Ohio is for nothing in particular. The school's principal was Phillistine... WTF??! "Mess me around"... This nearly killed co-pricapal One_Dead_Angel's butt so he fired several peices of broken wine bottles into Mistacrow's brother who was already having sex with Starlight, who's new name pwns Mistacrow who changed his name to Mistagay1million and banned Ninja for stealing his women. "Bruno is my pregnant dog" said Starlight with delight as Bruno punched Starlight a baby came out his mouth shouting "I hate Bruno Poggi!" It took a shoe and beat Bruno to death. EEP grew colder that day because of Bruno's absence. His wife came and had sexwith nobody. Then...
Hey, I'm single!
Meanwhile, Mistacrow found an ancient relic which held leaves from a sacred tree Bruno had once found in a very scary nightmare from Freddy Krueger. It is poisonous but can cause heart attacks to save innocent lives.
Justin was sad because his brother has a boyfriend, he bit Justin in the mouth WTF? ZOMG! HAX! It was Pzk! "LAWLO!!1!" said MistaCrow while he was in bed with 2 hot girls. Then, FF entered the hot room and puked on Ninja because he was eating Normandy's toy. Then BigB entered with his mom holding a ban stick used on himself "i r n00b! i wnat to hav pwngetti and Justin Timberlake's bllz." He went crazy and killed his hampster over a family arguement with hampster's mom about the divorce of her and her imaginary friend Lucius Cornelius Sulla. BigB then attacked using spammed units from EE Heaven: Crossbowmen + Ballistas combo until a patch spread a virus: The Zero Nightmare. Normandy rushed to the scene and tripped over a drunken Spahi, who was Levi's blue,sexy,ex-girlfriend Now dating Pzk and cheating on the moderator Dr Lorenzo of Empire Earth Heaven.
A nuclear missile hit Bruno in his butt and he farted, which made a bigger Bruno who could fart bigger farts. He bounced back and listened to High School Musical's which at the time sang Ohio is for nothing in particular. The school's principal was Phillistine... WTF??! "Mess me around"... This nearly killed co-pricapal One_Dead_Angel's butt so he fired several peices of broken wine bottles into Mistacrow's brother who was already having sex with Starlight, who's new name pwns Mistacrow who changed his name to Mistagay1million and banned Ninja for stealing his women. "Bruno is my pregnant dog" said Starlight with delight as Bruno punched Starlight a baby came out his mouth shouting "I hate Bruno Poggi!" It took a shoe and beat Bruno to death. EEP grew colder that day because of Bruno's absence. His wife came and had sexwith nobody. Then...
Hey, I'm single!