Post by Ψїş†ÆCROW100 on Sept 6, 2006 19:12:39 GMT
There once was a man whose name was Pzk, and he owned a forum that was called EEPlanet, and it's a great place, so great that even Levi registered for it! And it's forum is green! And also very sexy just like PzK's friend called FreedomFighter... Oh wait no that was Levi also, but both of them wonderdered, "How the hell did MistaCrow get so much sexier than us?" And they embarked on a quest to find out how to destroy Mistacrow's sexiness by using a machinegun and shoot his weakest spot, which was indestructable.
"Hehe", laughed Mistacrow. "You are gay like BigB and normandy877. Later, Justin decided he would join FreedomFighter to have a beer and some cuban cigars in a bar of sleezy Mexicans. They got drunk and met girls who are only their age. Later, after dusk, Justin became a vampire and made a ice sulpture with porn stars who were autistic Asians, they were dying.
Normandy887 one day saw Pzk, and kissed him. WTF? "I love you!" and "I want to bear your children then eat them!" said Normandy gayly. Pzk ran away into a forest normandy followed. Later Mauritania appeared suddenly from the darkness and danced on with a stapler. He clapped it and a nuke missile hit him, but didn't explode. Instead it farted, then it exploded when Michael Jackson touched Normandy with his white glove on his shoulder! Normandy slapped him with his feet and his buttocks.
Mauritania failed history and became history by kissing Mistacrow on the foot and hands. He then bit him. "ZOMG WTF HAX!" It was Pzk who saved the dying autistic Asians from painful death. The Asians rubbed MistaCrow very pleasantly in his eyes with a slinky (the metal kind) up his ass. Eh? Ass? WTF? Mistacrow stood up and made a replica of George Bush with poo who destroyed the Iranian poo figures. George Bush got killed by chinese communists and Kim Jong Il , who is lonely. Ninja went to the bank, then went home after robbing it and killing each wad of paper with another paper. Pzk the policeman went to normandy who went mad without his dolly, called Rosefina, which he greatly loved as did Ninja but not Justin's brother. Rosefina then took over the world by using its Best friend Bruno to kick Justin's friend Bruno's ass which is stupid. After that, FF anal raped Pzk's cake. The cake was full of vicious ants that also like cakes filled with ants so the ants....
"Hehe", laughed Mistacrow. "You are gay like BigB and normandy877. Later, Justin decided he would join FreedomFighter to have a beer and some cuban cigars in a bar of sleezy Mexicans. They got drunk and met girls who are only their age. Later, after dusk, Justin became a vampire and made a ice sulpture with porn stars who were autistic Asians, they were dying.
Normandy887 one day saw Pzk, and kissed him. WTF? "I love you!" and "I want to bear your children then eat them!" said Normandy gayly. Pzk ran away into a forest normandy followed. Later Mauritania appeared suddenly from the darkness and danced on with a stapler. He clapped it and a nuke missile hit him, but didn't explode. Instead it farted, then it exploded when Michael Jackson touched Normandy with his white glove on his shoulder! Normandy slapped him with his feet and his buttocks.
Mauritania failed history and became history by kissing Mistacrow on the foot and hands. He then bit him. "ZOMG WTF HAX!" It was Pzk who saved the dying autistic Asians from painful death. The Asians rubbed MistaCrow very pleasantly in his eyes with a slinky (the metal kind) up his ass. Eh? Ass? WTF? Mistacrow stood up and made a replica of George Bush with poo who destroyed the Iranian poo figures. George Bush got killed by chinese communists and Kim Jong Il , who is lonely. Ninja went to the bank, then went home after robbing it and killing each wad of paper with another paper. Pzk the policeman went to normandy who went mad without his dolly, called Rosefina, which he greatly loved as did Ninja but not Justin's brother. Rosefina then took over the world by using its Best friend Bruno to kick Justin's friend Bruno's ass which is stupid. After that, FF anal raped Pzk's cake. The cake was full of vicious ants that also like cakes filled with ants so the ants....
